OUR HATS WON'T KEEP YOU SOBER....OR WILL THEY?
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OUR BACKPACKS WON'T KEEP YOU SOBER BUT IT WILL BE YOUR NEW HOME IF YOU LEAVE REHAB & RELAPSE!
• Dimensions: 18″ × 11½″ × 6¼'' (45.7 × 29.2 × 15.9 cm)
• Max weight: 33 lbs (15 kg)
• Large inside pocket with a 15″ laptop sleeve
• Water-resistant
• 2 slip side pockets for water bottles
• Front zip pocket -2 pouches for phone and passport, and 3 pen holders)
• Top carry handle
• Top zipper with 2 sliders and zipper pullers

OUR SHIRTS WON'T KEEP YOU SOBER BUT THE JUDGE MIGHT GIVE YOU PROBATION IF YOU WEAR IT TO COURT?

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

OUR NOTEBOOKS WON'T KEEP YOU SOBER BUT YOU'LL LOOK SUPER COOL IN REHAB WRITING YOUR 4TH STEP IN IT.

• Covers with soft-touch coating
• Cover weight: 10.38 oz/yd² (352 g/m²)
• Page weight: 2.62 oz/yd² (89 g/m²)
• Metal wire-o binding
• 140 dotted pages
• Size: 5.25″ × 8.25″ (13 × 21 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the US

OUR MUGS WON'T KEEP YOU SOBER BUT IF YOUR A MORNING DRINKER LIKE I WAS...YOU CAN POUR A LOT OF VODKA IN THIS BAD BOY 1ST THING IN THE MORNING!

• Ceramic
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

What’s a summer without comfy, open-toed shoes? Get yourself these men’s slides as an addition to your summery outfits. The cushioned upper strap and textured footbed make these slides an excellent choice for the season’s activities.

• Cushioned faux leather upper strap
• Lightweight polyurethane (PU) outsole
• Contoured, textured footbed
• Stitched around the upper perimeter for extra durability
• Spot clean only
• Printed, cut, and handmade
• Blank product sourced from China

Important: This product is available in the following countries: United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom, New Zealand, Japan, Austria, Andorra, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Holy See (Vatican city), Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Liechtenstein, Luxemburg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, San Marino, Slovakia, Slovenia, Switzerland, Spain, Sweden, and Turkey. If your shipping address is outside these countries, please choose a different product.

Disclaimer: The shoes will have a glue-like smell when opening the box. The smell will disappear a few days after the shoes are unpacked.

A must-have for the summer: these women’s slides. A pair of these will keep you comfy throughout your day of beach or pool activities, thanks to the cushioned upper strap and the textured footbed.

• Cushioned and durable faux leather upper strap
• Lightweight polyurethane (PU) outsole
• Contoured, textured footbed
• Stitched around the upper perimeter for extra durability
• Spot clean only
• Printed, cut, and handmade
• Blank product sourced from China

Important: This product is available in the following countries: United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom, New Zealand, Japan, Austria, Andorra, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Holy See (Vatican city), Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Liechtenstein, Luxemburg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, San Marino, Slovakia, Slovenia, Switzerland, Spain, Sweden, and Turkey. If your shipping address is outside these countries, please choose a different product.

Disclaimer: The shoes will have a glue-like smell when opening the box. The smell will disappear a few days after the shoes are unpacked.

Our slip-on shoes won't keep you sober but if you relapse you will have the coolest kicks in rehab! Peek the sober shoes, peek the sober shoes, peek the sober shoes!

• 100% polyester canvas upper side
• Ethylene-vinyl acetate (EVA) rubber outsole
• Your brand on the box, insole, and tongue of the shoe
• Breathable lining, soft insole
• Elastic side accents
• Padded collar and tongue
• Printed, cut, and handmade

**THESE SHOES ARE BLACK & LOOK JUST LIKE PHOTO-THE DROPDOWN WINDOW SAYS "WHITE" WHICH IS INCORRECT**

Our shoes won't keep you sober but if you relapse you might outrun the cops in a high speed foot chase wearing these speed demons!

• 100% polyester, canvas upper side
• Ethylene-vinyl acetate (EVA) rubber outsole
• Breathable lining, soft insole
• Faux leather toe cap
• Padded collar, lace-up front

**THESE SHOES ARE BLACK & LOOK JUST LIKE PHOTO-THE DROPDOWN WINDOW SAYS "WHITE" WHICH IS INCORRECT**

Our shoes won't keep you sober...or will they?

• 100% polyester canvas upper side
• Ethylene-vinyl acetate (EVA) rubber outsole
• Breathable lining, soft insole
• Faux leather toe cap
• White laces
• Padded collar, lace-up front

Made for comfort and ease, these Women’s Slip-On Canvas Shoes are stylish and the ideal piece for completing an outfit. Equipped with removable soft insoles and rubber outsoles, it’s also easy to adjust them for a better fit.

• 100% polyester canvas upper side
• Ethylene-vinyl acetate (EVA) rubber outsole
• Your brand on the box, insole, and tongue of the shoe
• Breathable lining, soft insole
• Elastic side accents
• Padded collar and tongue
• Printed, cut, and handmade
• Blank product sourced from China

Important: This product is available in the following countries: United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom, New Zealand, Japan, Austria, Andorra, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Holy See (Vatican city), Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Liechtenstein, Luxemburg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, San Marino, Slovakia, Slovenia, Switzerland, Spain, Sweden, and Turkey. If your shipping address is outside these countries, please choose a different product.

Stand out from the crowd with this trendy foam trucker hat! This head accessory is made with high-quality polyester and foam that guarantees a premium look and feel. The foam trucker hat has an adjustable snap that ensures a comfortable fit, and the mesh back provides great breathability. The matching color braid gives the hat an extra oomph. Style it with your favorite outfit any time of the day.

• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric undervisor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
• Blank product sourced from China or Myanmar

With its soft, premium quality fleece fabric and jersey-lined hood, this unisex zip-up hoodie will be a cozy addition to your outfit. Pair it with jeans, shorts, a skirt, or a dress to stay warm in style.

• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• Grey Heather is 75% cotton, 25% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• 100% cotton face
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz./yd² (280 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• Twill neck tape
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets
• Metal kissing zipper
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan